I am a month past 29 and just got my first "real job" (previously I had started 2 businesses and joined a good friend in his business). A friend I met told me about Saturn's Return (google it) which is a f*cked up period of life that happens between 27.5 and 29.5 so hopefully Im on my way out.

BTW the "real job" means the 4th person in at a digital media startup. Older and Wiser.