Instead, I ended up buying a string light[0] and a box of 1600lm daylight LED bulbs[1]. Installation sucks, but once the whole thing is up, it’s nice that the light is distributed throughout the room instead of coming from a single point source. It was (at least at the time) cheaper than buying corn lights—and as a bonus, you can swap back the bulbs that come with the string light for party lighting.
[0] https://www.costco.com/feit-electric-48'-led-filament-string...
[1] https://www.costco.com/feit-electric-led-100w-replacement-br...
Luckily, we've stumbled upon Sowilo [2], which advertises powerful RGBWW LED strips with appropriate specs (with per-meter max brightness and power consumption listed), provide all the components you need for powering and driving the strips you need, and best of all provide a Hue-integrated controller! (likely from scavenging an actual Hue LED strip controller!). We've ordered a kit last week, and are eagerly anticipating testing out the ~13000lm of purported light.
[1] https://www.evehome.com/en-us/eve-light-strip [2] https://sowilodesign.com/collections/led-strips
Tangentially, we've picked up 4x GE Ultra Bright [3] at Lowes for $10 each to test out the brightness, and those have been great too.
[3] https://www.lowes.com/pd/GE-Ultra-Bright-150-Watt-EQ-A23-Sof...
But when I look at similar 250W corn bulbs on the Home Depot site they only claim 7,384 lumens: https://www.homedepot.com/p/Halco-Lighting-Technologies-250-...
How is that Amazon bulb producing 5X the lumens?
EDIT: To answer my own question, it's because the Amazon bulb actually uses 250W while the Home Depot product listings are "250W equivalent" and only use ~50W. Hence the 5X difference in light output.
What kelvin did you choose, and how large is your room? Did you put something in front of the lamp to diffuse?
Looking forward to get out of the lockdown slump! :)
How expensive are they in the US?
https://www.ledproff.dk/produkter/11907-kraftige-led-paerer-...
Trustpilot doesn't raise any major red flags, but i don't know the shop, it has "e-maerket" though which is official certification.
13.5K for about 400 usd. So it it must at least be legal in EU? They also have 14.8K if you go up 1 level.
Wait a minute, they also have a swedish shop:
https://www.ledproff.se/led-ljuskallor/11907-kraftfull-led-l...
[1]: https://www.kjell.com/se/produkter/el-verktyg/belysning/utom...