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Re:Notes on My Colon Cancer by shalmanese on Thursday October 22, 2020 @01:33AM (#24855192)
> For sure! My first colonoscopy I was sedated and enjoyed watching the screen. In fact, I remember I was making HILARIOUS jokes the entire time. I could not remember them afterwards though. My second colonoscopy my doctor sedated me again, but put me further under for reasons that remain a mystery.

It was the 15th time that week he'd heard the "rectum, damn near killed them" joke and he didn't feel he needed another aspiring comedian on the operating table.

Re:Notes on My Colon Cancer by taneq on Thursday October 22, 2020 @02:07AM (#24855347)
Couldn't handle another joke about "crappy jobs". :P