Re:Some onions were too sexy for Facebook
by 082349872349872 on Saturday October 10, 2020 @04:11AM
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One of the oldest pieces of extant textiles is a string skirt, which was apparently designed to reveal as much as it hides.
I find it entirely plausible that dressing in string skirts and flowers while dancing to songs with highly ambiguous lyrics would have been the neolithic equivalent of "woo girls" tottering around on heels, intermittently pulling down skirt hems and emitting the Sorority Mating Call ("I'm soooo drunk").
Koyo, to wa terashting mali? Fo to du seping kori mi.
(Baby, are you an attitude control Epstein? Because you make my heart spin.)
I find it entirely plausible that dressing in string skirts and flowers while dancing to songs with highly ambiguous lyrics would have been the neolithic equivalent of "woo girls" tottering around on heels, intermittently pulling down skirt hems and emitting the Sorority Mating Call ("I'm soooo drunk").
Koyo, to wa terashting mali? Fo to du seping kori mi. (Baby, are you an attitude control Epstein? Because you make my heart spin.)
Bonus clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_-Qtz70_z4