So, perhaps we should cover ears, necks, and lips too? Backs too, can't forget that. No sandals. Don't forget men, too: They really need to cover up more. Especially their nipples. Beaches are going to be a real bummer and more uncomfortable. Perhaps we should require loose swimwear and increase risk of drowning while we are at it.

Nudity isn't going to take away any of these zones. You children are going to experience things differently than you, and nudity isn't going to encourage or prevent it.

Sorry that’s one of the most ridiculous arguments for oppressing everyone, and partially applied. Why not cover men’s nipples too?

We should cover sports cars, those make females excited. Not male nipples.

and six-packs

...but only if they are of Magic Mike size, larger ones are repulsive (I was told).

There are people that fetishize feet, so I’m not sure your argument can even be supported even if it wasn’t such a strange reach.

...and balloons. I was surprised to learn that having a bunch of balloons next to models is a fetish to some as well.

I 'm pretty sure the universe of fetishes is infinite and probably expanding. I wonder if there's research on that.