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Re:Cellmate: Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in by vsareto on Tuesday October 06, 2020 @05:46PM (#24702674)
>I guess that's part of the thrill.

Yeah looking forward to the day where passing unit tests results in a Neuralink-induced orgasm

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Re:Cellmate: Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in by qdot76367 on Tuesday October 06, 2020 @09:14PM (#24704308)
We've got some azure pipelines tasks on buttplug.io in the works that may facilitate this.
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Re:Cellmate: Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in by NikolaeVarius on Tuesday October 06, 2020 @09:54PM (#24704543)
Godforbid there is accidental race scenario
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Re:Cellmate: Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in by WrtCdEvrydy on Tuesday October 06, 2020 @11:24PM (#24705014)
I mean, if it has a webhook, you can probably fire it on success or failure from Jenkins...
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Re:Cellmate: Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in by kortex on Tuesday October 06, 2020 @09:01PM (#24704241)
Until a sizeable chunk of the world's workforce is erotically DDOS'd into blissful oblivion.

Mmm cyberpunk.

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Re:Cellmate: Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in by cheschire on Wednesday October 07, 2020 @03:30AM (#24706058)
For as cheesy as 90's sci-fi was, Demolition Man was surprisingly prescient about little things like this. Physical coitus becomes a disgusting act akin to taking a shit, so it becomes a virtual shared experience that creates the feelings between two relative strangers without the various risks.
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