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Re:YouTube Channels to Level Up Your Programming Skills by ravenstine on Friday September 25, 2020 @11:13AM (#24590643)
Hey, what's up everyone, it's your man Todd. I'm back with another video and, today, we're gonna throw a giant rock off this bridge! But first, a word from our sponsor.

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OK guys, so I'm gonna tell you a story about how I've been throwing rocks off this bridge for years. You see, my ol' grandpappy showed me how to throw rocks into the river when I was 10, and he told me "Boy, life's a lot like these rocks. It goes up and up, and one day you find it plunging straight into an icy river of death." And that just really inspired me, y'know? Rest in peace, ol' man. I love ya! Hey Frank, did your grandpa ever teach you to throw rocks into a river?

3 minutes later at a convenience store

Sorry, we can't film in here? We just wanted to buy some snacks. Yo, we're just a youtube channel, alright? It's not cool? Okay, fine, we'll turn it off. You coulda just been cool about it, jeez.

8 minutes of nonsense later

(couple walks by)

How y'all doin'? Oh, we're just having some good wholesome fun here, throwing rocks into the river.

Oh shit, I hope we don't see Officer Bradley around here again. The last time we throw a rock off the bridge he was like "You darn kids" and I was like "Whoa, bro, chill!"

3 minutes later

Alright, here goes nothin'!

(throws giant rock off bridge)

Guys, this was incredible! That's actually one of the BIGGEST rocks we've ever thrown in here! Unbelievable, dude. Oh. My god. WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Another 3 minutes of bro'ing around

So guys, if you want to see what happened after we threw that rock into the river, stay tuned for my "Tossing a Rock into the River AFTERMATH" video.

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Re:YouTube Channels to Level Up Your Programming Skills by colmvp on Friday September 25, 2020 @11:23AM (#24590768)
Wow that's perfect. Even the plug for a mobile game lol
Re:YouTube Channels to Level Up Your Programming Skills by smrq on Friday September 25, 2020 @03:27PM (#24593276)
Thanks, I hate it!!

I try and keep myself insulated from this kind of garbage YouTube but sometimes it starts to leak into channels I used to love. It's made me unsubscribe more than once.

The formula is so recognizable now that I assume it has to work on the majority of people?

Re:YouTube Channels to Level Up Your Programming Skills by fma on Friday September 25, 2020 @01:17PM (#24591981)
I'd like to know which video you transcribed this from. /s
Re:YouTube Channels to Level Up Your Programming Skills by asadawadia on Friday September 25, 2020 @01:09PM (#24591889)
This comment is perfection
Re:YouTube Channels to Level Up Your Programming Skills by sAbakumoff on Friday September 25, 2020 @12:47PM (#24591679)
thanks man, I laughed like crazy. Do you have more?
Re:YouTube Channels to Level Up Your Programming Skills by PsylentKnight on Friday September 25, 2020 @02:00PM (#24592411)
Smash that subscribe button for more content like this.