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Re:Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee by jeffrallen on Thursday September 24, 2020 @05:38PM (#24583992)
How on earth did you get two porpoises onto a table?
Re:Conditions of ACME's Unconditional Guarantee by CliffStoll on Friday September 25, 2020 @07:34PM (#24595116)
Clearly, it wasn't on earth, as porpoises are native in the water. Perhaps he had the porpoises on a water table?