Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language

Re:Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language by phrz on Thursday September 24, 2020 @10:57AM (#24579215)

I suggest "10 EASY STEPS FOR BETTER i" as for(i=0;i<10;i++).

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Re:Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language by penne12 on Thursday September 24, 2020 @11:01AM (#24579249)

10 [EASY|QUICK|WEIRD] STEPS = Range

[list expr] FOR [variable name] = map operator

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Re:Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language by rcfox on Thursday September 24, 2020 @11:29AM (#24579528)

Would be nice to fit "NUMBER X WILL SURPRISE YOU" in there as a way to break out of the loop (`if (i == x) { break; }`), but I think that would require tracking the loop variable as context, which kinda sucks.

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Re:Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language by guram11 on Thursday September 24, 2020 @11:41AM (#24579676)

or maybe "TOP 10 SECRETS 0 PERSON KNEW ABOUT"

This is a funny and shitty idea for a programming language while at the same time retaining something inspiring about it OTOH, really worth my time

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