Facebook Accused of Watching Instagram Users Through Cameras

Re:Facebook Accused of Watching Instagram Users Through Cameras by AndrewThrowaway on Friday September 18, 2020 @08:40AM (#24515913)

Developer: Damn camera takes almost half a second to start!

Tech lead: Can we just leave it on or pre-start it somehow?

Developer: But...

Tech lead: I will think of something.

Tech lead to management: We made camera start 150% faster!

Management: Wow wow wow. It is so great to have such an experienced tech lead we pay so much for.

Tech lead drives into the sunset with his brand new Tesla.

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Re:Facebook Accused of Watching Instagram Users Through Cameras by wil421 on Friday September 18, 2020 @08:48AM (#24515991)

You forgot the part where Tech Lead creates a YouTube channel. His Tesla is featured prominently.

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Re:Facebook Accused of Watching Instagram Users Through Cameras by Alex3917 on Friday September 18, 2020 @08:56AM (#24516087)

"How I made the camera 200ms faster (as a millionaire)"

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Re:Facebook Accused of Watching Instagram Users Through Cameras by what_ever on Friday September 18, 2020 @10:48AM (#24517461)

When did HN get to this?

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Re:Facebook Accused of Watching Instagram Users Through Cameras by corobo on Friday September 18, 2020 @11:24AM (#24517959)

Flag and move on

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Re:Facebook Accused of Watching Instagram Users Through Cameras by troughway on Friday September 18, 2020 @09:22AM (#24516406)

Hey guys it's Ex-Google, Ex-Facebook, Ex-Tesla Tech Lead

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