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Re:I overslept because iOS 14 disabled my alarm by knodi123 on Thursday September 17, 2020 @11:10AM (#24505570)
It's like the old joke about the rookie cop who's too nervous to investigate a big spooky warehouse at night. He shouts into the darkness "is anybody here?"

A few seconds later, he hears a voice say "......no". So he relaxes with a sigh, and goes to report the all clear to his superior.

Re:I overslept because iOS 14 disabled my alarm by reading-at-work on Thursday September 17, 2020 @12:23PM (#24506589)
That's pretty funny, and would be better without the old "blonde" trope. I forgot that was ever a thing.
Re:I overslept because iOS 14 disabled my alarm by knodi123 on Thursday September 17, 2020 @12:38PM (#24506792)
You think so? I thought joke culture says you need to pick a pre-approved reason to explain dumbness. I changed it to "rookie".