Re:DMT drug study investigates the ‘entities’ people meet wh...
by anchpop on Wednesday September 16, 2020 @03:17PM
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Scott is fond of sentences like that, especially with puns thrown in. I have no idea how he's so good at coming up with them. They took me a moment to understand so I'll explain with an example from this page [0]:
“I’m not going to make a deathbed conversion,” Tom said diagnostically.
The sentence indicates that Tom is dying and not currently religious, and the word "diagnostically" sounds like a mixture between "die" and "agnostic". They aren't quite funny when explained but when you spend 3 minutes trying to figure one out before it slaps you in the face it's a very good time
[0]: https://slatestarcodex.com/tag/tom-swifties/
More examples:
“I went rock-climbing with my girlfriend,” Tom updated.
“The defibrillator worked!” Tom said, repulsed.
“My karate instructor died,” Tom said, desensitized.
But this? This is pure genius. Thank you for the link! So many laugh out loud moments. I particularly enjoyed '“I demand a better answer than that,” I demanded.'