At JPMorgan, productivity falls for younger employees at home

Re:At JPMorgan, productivity falls for younger employees at ... by swarnie_ on Tuesday September 15, 2020 @04:50AM (#24479174)

> "I'm going to code myself a minivan"

Could you explain this term? I thought i was a native English speaker but this has lost me.

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Re:At JPMorgan, productivity falls for younger employees at ... by dmurray on Tuesday September 15, 2020 @05:28AM (#24479371)

"I'm going to get myself a large bonus by clearing many bugs".

The Dilbert strip has the additional suggestion that the programmer could introduce bugs in order to clear them, in an example of the Cobra Effect.

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Re:At JPMorgan, productivity falls for younger employees at ... by jackguy on Tuesday September 15, 2020 @06:00AM (#24479536)

Or the AI vaccuum cleaner problem. If the target is to scrape maximum amount of dust then it would clean-dump-clean to maximize efficiency.

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