Re:If high street shopping was like online shopping [video]
by 082349872349872 on Tuesday September 08, 2020 @07:50AM
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Is there a name for making excuses that are deliberately implausible, but more ironic than euphemistic? Asking for a friend.
You can practically see the cogs whirring as they try to comprehend that before they realise that, of course, I'm looking them in eye and lying to them.
This is particularly funny in a computer store.