Our onboarding is a hot mess but if I can’t get you at least the source code by the end of day 2, you get an apology. That’s the part I can control, a bit.

Pro tip: collect all of the accounts one needs into a Wiki page, ordered roughly by how soon you need them. This page looks like it’s for you, but really it’s for the person doing your onboarding, so they can go poke people before you even know you need the account.