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Re:How to Write Unmaintainable Code (2003) by booleandilemma on Sunday August 30, 2020 @10:30PM (#24327996)
Java? Pfft.

Step 1: write your project in Node.js.

Re:How to Write Unmaintainable Code (2003) by gonzo41 on Monday August 31, 2020 @01:33AM (#24328763)
Came here for this.
Re:How to Write Unmaintainable Code (2003) by hackerm0nkey on Monday August 31, 2020 @08:26AM (#24330717)
statically compiled languages are a pain, let's use a dynamic one for this project!