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Re:Photoreal Roman Emperor Project by pluto9 on Sunday August 30, 2020 @04:10PM (#24325550)
There's a conspicuous number of young dudes who were emperor for a few years or less and stopped being emperor because they died. It seems that emperorhood is bad for one's health.
Re:Photoreal Roman Emperor Project by dskrvk on Monday August 31, 2020 @09:50PM (#24337750)
Also, many of them were killed by praetorian guards. Obvious fix: disband the praetorians. Oh wait, actually we need those to protect against assassins!