To be fair, there aren't many devices of any kind that don't have some kind of faults. You just take it as a whole package. I don't mind a bit of irritation as long as I decide that overall this is best option.

I would like a laptop that is perfect but, while I can easily imagine one, there does not exist a laptop that is perfect.

A perfect laptop for me would be a Macbook with LTE, ThinkPad keyboard, that would be serviceable by myself and that would not suck at running Docker.