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Re:Trump gives nod to Oracle buyout of TikTok in US by hoistbypetard on Wednesday August 19, 2020 @11:12AM (#24211163)
Your comment made me chuckle as I pictured Larry Ellison with his MAGA hat turned backwards, a "Music Band" shirt, and a skateboard slung over his shoulder saying "How do you do, fellow kids?" on a TikTok video.
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Re:Trump gives nod to Oracle buyout of TikTok in US by quickthrowman on Wednesday August 19, 2020 @06:20PM (#24217451)
You’ve made the common mistake of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison, there’s no need for that here, this is a safe space :)
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Re:Trump gives nod to Oracle buyout of TikTok in US by jjeaff on Thursday August 20, 2020 @01:18PM (#24225764)
Oh, of course Larry is a human. And a young one at that. Just look at how tight his face is. That's how you know how young a human person is... the tightness of their face skin. Just like the tight faces of other youthful humans.
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