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Re:The Hard Problem of Breakfast by Animats on Monday August 17, 2020 @12:16AM (#24183905)
Was this written by GPT-2? (Not GPT-3; it's not coherent enough.)
Re:The Hard Problem of Breakfast by klipt on Monday August 17, 2020 @12:23AM (#24183945)
It's a coherent satire of "the hard problem of consciousness" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_problem_of_consciousness
Re:The Hard Problem of Breakfast by klenwell on Monday August 17, 2020 @12:23AM (#24183948)
Jonathan Bines is a staff writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Not that this rules out your theory.

Re:The Hard Problem of Breakfast by NhanH on Monday August 17, 2020 @12:23AM (#24183952)
I was about to downvote this comment, but I went and checked the first 8 citations in the articles. None of them exists, and yes, the article makes very little sense as well.
Re:The Hard Problem of Breakfast by crooked-v on Monday August 17, 2020 @01:36AM (#24184334)
It's a satirical article, and thus has satirical citations.
Re:The Hard Problem of Breakfast by 5986043handy on Monday August 17, 2020 @12:25AM (#24183972)
Yep can confirm none of the citations check out