Updates are great. An update improving the ECU, fixing a bug, ensuring compliance with emission controls, correcting a cruise control anomaly after tapping the brakes, upgrading maps database, etc etc etc, are all very welcome.

I’d still like my car stereo, climate, beams, indicators and wipers controls to remain physical and be mapped on whatever new software. I will still change station and volume, I will still signal left and right turns (with the possible exception of BMW owners), I will still do a tactile search of my AC, find the big knob, rotate it a notch or 2, without keeping eyes off the road.