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Re:Hiring Without Whiteboards by ransom1538 on Tuesday July 28, 2020 @08:22PM (#23982161)
Our interview process is far more advanced.

We place the candidate in a room with a large whiteboard for 15 minutes alone with the lights off. I then walk in with a 6 piece dresser [1] from IKEA (obviously keeping the lights out). I explain to the prospect that this particular dresser is missing one piece - BUT we need the dresser assembled then disassembled and placed back into the box [without anyone seeing]. More than HALF the candidates become violent and demand to see my github account - some even suggest I have a mental issue. I am often able to calm the candidate down - this way we can get into the REAL debate: KOPPANG vs MALMs. Any candidate caught assembling the IKEA dresser is quickly dismissed out of spite. This technique is from Boz at facebook - it is how all* senior principle engineers are screened at FB and the reason everyone codes PHP (but swears they do not).

HR has complained that my techinques are "ridiculous" or borderline illegal - but so far my successful candidates perform, tend to have a solid grasp of typescript and quickly move into senior management.

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/koppang-6-drawer-dresser-black-...

Re:Hiring Without Whiteboards by akiselev on Wednesday July 29, 2020 @12:13AM (#23983457)
Note that upper management is also interviewed in such a fashion, except with night vision cameras and the entire board crammed into a tiny security cupboard near the elevators. Any candidate caught trying to hide the existence of the IKEA dresser entirely is immediately hired once they have successfully gaslighted the interviewer.
Re:Hiring Without Whiteboards by kyberias on Wednesday July 29, 2020 @04:36AM (#23984557)
MALM is superior in every aspect.