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Re:TextMate 2 RC1 Released by cjoh on Friday April 01, 2011 @01:16PM (#2397079)
Funnier and more tactful jokes would have been:

TextMate 2 Delayed until Q[REDACTED] 20[REDACTED]

TextMate 2 to be bundled with Duke Nukem Forever

TextMate 2 part of Honeycomb

Textmate 2 part of the FaceTime Protocol

TextMate and Emacs projects merging due to threats from Kod

TextMate 2 adds new "insert mode" functionality

TextMate 2 to only ship on iOS devices

Just a few suggestions.

Re:TextMate 2 RC1 Released by mm256 on Friday April 01, 2011 @01:59PM (#2397256)
I bet TextMate 3 will be published before 2