Hi Vinnl! I hereby inform you that I suspect you have committed a crime at some point.
Congratulations you are now ineligible >:]
The ultimate free lunch in insurance.
That’s weird. I’ve never been convicted of anything, but I was a suspect once, briefly. It’s funny to realize that could actually impact my life in any way.
Also, I wonder how the insurance company would ever know someone was a suspect, if they weren’t arrested. Sometimes, suspects don’t even realize they’re suspects.
This was in the Netherlands, btw.