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Re:Breach exposed more than one million DNA profiles on a ma... by Gustomaximus on Wednesday July 22, 2020 @11:27PM (#23923897)
Send someone up to space each year and sprinkle water on earth, do a bulk lot.
Re:Breach exposed more than one million DNA profiles on a ma... by Trasmatta on Wednesday July 22, 2020 @11:33PM (#23923914)
Unfortunately won't work unless you flood the world, because Mormons only do baptism by full immersion.
Re:Breach exposed more than one million DNA profiles on a ma... by codeisawesome on Thursday July 23, 2020 @12:23AM (#23924166)
They only need to wait a century or two then... and try to release more greenhouse gases if possible.
Re:Breach exposed more than one million DNA profiles on a ma... by hangonhn on Wednesday July 22, 2020 @11:32PM (#23923912)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feng_Y%C3%BC-hsiang#Conversion...

There was a Chinese general who supposedly did something like that using a firehose.

Re:Breach exposed more than one million DNA profiles on a ma... by gliese1337 on Thursday July 23, 2020 @12:02AM (#23924069)
Even discounting the procedural difficulties, which would make such a baptism invalid to the church, it doesn't count without knowledge and consent.
Re:Breach exposed more than one million DNA profiles on a ma... by jobigoud on Thursday July 23, 2020 @02:55AM (#23924847)
How do the dead ancestors give consent in the current scheme?
Re:Breach exposed more than one million DNA profiles on a ma... by ben_w on Thursday July 23, 2020 @04:19AM (#23925276)
Asking them in the afterlife, apparently.
Re:Breach exposed more than one million DNA profiles on a ma... by gliese1337 on Thursday July 30, 2020 @12:40PM (#24000217)
Correct. Proxy baptisms are never considered to make someone a member of the Church, precisely because it is not possible for the earthly Church to confirm with a dead person that they have given their consent. It is merely considered to make the opportunity for giving consent available to the person in the afterlife.