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Re:Savaged by Systemd: An Erotic Unix Encounter by DyslexicAtheist on Tuesday July 21, 2020 @06:46PM (#23911775)
please don't miss out on the glorious reviews:

> When I discovered this book, it unlocked the full erotic potential of what an init system could could be. Since buying this book, I'm filled with desire to migrate and unify everything in Systemd. I want my console in systemd. I want my mount in systemd. I want my syslogs in systemd, saved as binary data because I love my troubleshooting rough. Even my bootmanger should be in systemd (so very, very soon).

If there weren't laws against it, I would even dare say: I want Emacs in Systemd.

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Re:Savaged by Systemd: An Erotic Unix Encounter by fidelramos on Tuesday July 21, 2020 @06:53PM (#23911816)
Re:Savaged by Systemd: An Erotic Unix Encounter by stallmanite on Tuesday July 21, 2020 @07:21PM (#23911983)
Can’t decide which Jurassic Park wisdom applies to this: “they were so worried about whether they could that they didn’t consider whether they should” or “Life, uh finds a way”
Re:Savaged by Systemd: An Erotic Unix Encounter by throw0101a on Tuesday July 21, 2020 @07:30PM (#23912058)
See also his book git commit murder ("If Agatha Christie ran Unix cons"):

* https://mwl.io/fiction/crime

Re:Savaged by Systemd: An Erotic Unix Encounter by xena on Tuesday July 21, 2020 @06:54PM (#23911827)
I have a copy of this, it was surreal. Would suggest as a gag gift for someone that isn't easily offended.
Re:Savaged by Systemd: An Erotic Unix Encounter by dTal on Wednesday July 22, 2020 @07:37AM (#23915903)
If you enjoy fantastical humorous erotica, you may enjoy the works of the incredibly prolific Chuck Tingle - or at any rate, their titles:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle

Re:Savaged by Systemd: An Erotic Unix Encounter by allears on Tuesday July 21, 2020 @06:48PM (#23911788)
Just reading the reviews was oddly satisfying.
Re:Savaged by Systemd: An Erotic Unix Encounter by exophoric on Tuesday July 21, 2020 @07:31PM (#23912068)
This made my day. Thank you so much