Microsoft could be pushing for transparency. Or people are more relaxed about transparency now that GitHub has its exit. How long did GitHub know they were looking to be acquired? Maybe this analysis should look at a longer time interval..
Severity went something like this (sometimes the numbers flip which always confuses at least 20% of the team about whether things are almost normal or people are hunting each other for sport).
1: data loss
2: some workflows blocked
3: some workflows unavailable w/ workarounds (ie other routes)
4: Everything else except
5: Irritations
Having a UI break but the underlying functionality is still working is not good but people can still do their jobs, if more slowly. It's important to classify these separate from S2 and S4. There is urgency but don't panic. Go eat lunch or have your planning meeting, then go fix it. If data is getting lost ain't nobody doing nothin' until we figure it out, and then some people can go back to work but don't interrupt the people still working on it.
I think the problem is that so many metrically dysfunctional people, to the point of cliché, have rationalized that an S2 means that only 20% of our customers can't do their jobs so we are degraded but still working normally, when really a yellow status should be at S3, while S2 should be at least orange although those affected will be upset that it's not red.
Over time that 20% will shift around to most of your customers. Eventually several times, and then you'll wonder why everyone is talking trash about you on HN. It's not like that many people were affected!
Incident on 2020-07-15 15:41 UTC We are investigating reports of degraded performance. Posted 9 minutes ago. Jul 15, 2020 - 15:41 UTC
Recently, more and more of them take 10-15 minutes until they mention a service outage. I don't work in super HA, I don't want to get an alarm because a single ping failed etc, so I'm lenient and have a few minutes of a delay in alarms. If I'm writing an internal incident report before the official status page is updated, that's bad.
This seems similar: external users noticing the outage and posting on HN before GitHub notices & acknowledges it.
Eventually they rearranged the cube walls so management had to get more exercise to come harass the team. Yes, it was better use of space and the windows (in part due to my input), but that's not why the 2 people who started disassembling the cubes were doing it. "Fit of pique" is a phrase I don't get to use as often as I like, but that's what it was, whether cooler heads legitimized it or not.
Oddly, someone tried to blame my failure to convert to FTE on my interactions with one of those two engineers. He was all bark and not that much bite though. I could already handle him almost as well as anybody else and I was the new guy. No, they were trying to get everyone pagers and if that same kind of interaction happened at 2 am, I was gonna say something that got me fired. Found a much better offer and I stayed at the next place for 5 years, working on a surprising array of things and nobody ever said the p-word to me since.