Same here. I have been using PHP since it was publicly available after having used Perl for years (and even having written my own 'php' in perl before php; I did not know at the time that php was basically the same thing; a bunch of $source ~= s/(.)<\?(.)\?>(.*)/print $1;eval($2);print $1/isgm; kind of expressions) cgi-bin and even in heavy Windows shops end of the 90s, I have never seen it hosted on Windows.

I guess you have never worked for consultants that have government clients..lol.