> Are we all not glad we don’t use the Unix method of communicating on the web? Right? Any arbitrary command string can be the argument list for your program, and any arbitrary set of characters can come out the other end. Let’s all write parsers.

Um, but that's exactly what we do use on the web. Oh, sure, there's some really popular formats for input and output with widely available parsers (HTML, XML, JSON), and HTTP itself (as well as other protocols) specifies headers and other formats that need to be parsed before you get to those body formats, including telling you what those headers tell you about the other formats so you can no which parsers you need to write, or use if you can find one written for you.