Not sure that there is a final solution. It's an ongoing, everyday perpetual sort of thing...like waves:

When you catch a wave, you ride it out knowing that eventually it ends. And when it does, you get off the wave and paddle back out to catch another one. Repeat forever :)

Thanks I guess. Whenever I think Final I automatically think Fantasy. In this case "final" in quotes was to imply that there isn't really a final ... uhh, what is another word for solution that really fits the definition? I looked up synonyms but nothing sounds quite right. Any idea how I might re-word it?

You could've just said you haven't been able to find a solution.

Your green username indicates you're new to HN. Gratuitous swearing and accusing are not really part of the culture here, which is why you're being downvoted. There are already (too) many places on the internet for that sort of behavior.

I doubt it was intentional

You're right. I'm not sure I want to educate myself on why that might have been Nazi-esque. Thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt.