I ain't sure how "I can run a terminal on a phone" has much to do with "I have full control over the physical machine I paid for and ostensibly own". Unless you're sideloading via jailbreaking (which has a score of problems, not the least of which being that Apple is hell-bent on "fixing" jailbreaks, resulting in a cat-and-mouse game with no end in sight), your ability to run that terminal is exclusively the result of your device's manufacturer explicitly deeming that particular terminal (and the programs it executes) worthy.

Android is slightly better in this regard in the sense that it's (usually) easier to sideload applications, and sometimes even possible to modify or outright replace (most of) the operating system, but this, too, is subject to the whims of manufacturers rather than being something the user (and the user alone) controls.

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On another note, I, too, would be interested in scratching that itch. It seems like it'd be straightforward to throw together.