I recently got spam from a degree mill, with a (literal) truckload of spelling and other mistakes (no more sure if it's in English or German).

Spam, usually goes the way of the dodo, but this piece was so hillarious I actually forwarded it to a number of spam hating friends.

When you pretend to provide "any degree" in "no time" "anywhere" you should at least get the spelling in your spam right.