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Re:De-Escalation Keeps Protesters and Police Safer by PascLeRasc on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @12:21AM (#23387410)
Nostromo, I'm the CEO of Nickelodeon, and I want to thank you for sharing this. I've directed my team of animators to re-work their characters to better match reality. The people shooting at you in real life should be in Paw Patrol too!
Re:De-Escalation Keeps Protesters and Police Safer by cossatot on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @12:59AM (#23387620)
I thought Paw Patrol had already covered this:

"‘Paw Patrol’ Writers Defend Episode Where German Shepherd Cop Shoots Unarmed Black Lab 17 Times In Back"[1]

[1]: https://entertainment.theonion.com/paw-patrol-writers-defend...

Re:De-Escalation Keeps Protesters and Police Safer by MagnumOpus on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @05:42AM (#23389322)
The Onion.