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Re:Venom: All Terrain Autonomous Quadruped by 0_____0 on Wednesday May 27, 2020 @01:49AM (#23319756)
Meanwhile in hardware we're sitting around with German-esque word trains like Multi-pixel photon counter (MPPC), successive-approximation to digital converter (SAR-ADC), parallel-multidimensional digital signal processing (mD-DSP).

It seems to be the software engineering world, out of all the engineering disciplines, that loves to draw upon fanciful names the most.

I used to troll an old housemate who was in web frontend by making up framework names. "Oh you're using Node.JS? Was talking to someone who's migrating to Polenta, with Shibboleth on the backend." He never did quite catch on.

Re:Venom: All Terrain Autonomous Quadruped by TheSpiceIsLife on Wednesday May 27, 2020 @02:24AM (#23319954)
The 4kW laser cutter I operate at my regular employment is aptly named by the manufacturer:

The Laser

Re:Venom: All Terrain Autonomous Quadruped by TheSpiceIsLife on Wednesday May 27, 2020 @02:19AM (#23319931)
You’d have to be pretty quick off the mark to respond with:

Shibboleth? Isn’t that still in private beta?

Re:Venom: All Terrain Autonomous Quadruped by 0_____0 on Wednesday May 27, 2020 @02:33AM (#23320017)
I realized after a while that any name I made up would invariably be an actual JS package, perhaps even a full fledged framework. Shibboleth is in fact v0.1.4, available via npm. https://www.npmjs.com/package/shibboleth
Re:Venom: All Terrain Autonomous Quadruped by TheSpiceIsLife on Wednesday May 27, 2020 @02:38AM (#23320047)
Baaaaahaha

0_____0‘s Law of Software Framework Names