Re:GitHub reinstates Popcorn Time code
by Adverblessly on Monday May 25, 2020 @10:09AM
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Yesterday I wanted to buy a specific brand of chocolate.
It wasn't sold in any of the stores I usually go to and already pay a considerable subscription cost for.
It was only sold in some other store for 3 times the price chocolate usually goes for.
That store also refused to just sell me the chocolate, they required that I eat it inside of their store under their watchful gaze to make sure I wasn't sharing it with anyone that didn't pay.
They also made sure I ate it on a plate and using a spoon and definitely didn't touch it with my hands.
It's only available at this store under these conditions because I assume greed.
So I used my powers of PsychoKinesis to create an atom-for-atom clone of the chocolate for sale so I could eat it at my convenience.
Then the police arrested me because I violated Nestle's ownership of their recipe for making chocolate.
+100 upvotes.
Just buying Nestle's "raw chocolate mix", melting it, putting it into trays and then letting it harden in the fridge is too hard?
It wasn't sold in any of the stores I usually go to and already pay a considerable subscription cost for.
It was only sold in some other store for 3 times the price chocolate usually goes for.
That store also refused to just sell me the chocolate, they required that I eat it inside of their store under their watchful gaze to make sure I wasn't sharing it with anyone that didn't pay.
They also made sure I ate it on a plate and using a spoon and definitely didn't touch it with my hands.
It's only available at this store under these conditions because I assume greed.
So I used my powers of PsychoKinesis to create an atom-for-atom clone of the chocolate for sale so I could eat it at my convenience.
Then the police arrested me because I violated Nestle's ownership of their recipe for making chocolate.
+100 upvotes.
Just buying Nestle's "raw chocolate mix", melting it, putting it into trays and then letting it harden in the fridge is too hard?