Lol. No, i don't think it'll load up conda but the os is open source and it is an ARM cpu... So maybe if you wanna work for it? However, this mod might be your speed[0]. I've been meaning to do it to mine. Get yourself an rpi zero inside the shell seamlessly. You can switch between them on the same screen. It's pretty neat. Add a 4G modem and you got yourself a smart phone!

[0] https://zardam.github.io/post/raspberrypi-numworks/