I dunno, I prefer to call it too practical. Lets just do terrestrial programming.

Something like this?

  @keyframes ball{
    0%{  left:50px; top:100px;width:0px;  height:0px  }
    10%{ left:50px; top:90px; width:20px; height:20px }
    20%{ left:50px; top:90px; width:20px; height:20px }
    30%{ left:300px;top:50px; width:100px;height:100px}
    50%{ left:300px;top:50px; width:100px;height:100px}
    60%{ left:200px;top:50px; width:100px;height:100px}
    90%{ left:250px;top:100px;width:0px;  height:0px  }
    100%{left:50px; top:100px;width:0px;  height:0px  }
  }

https://jsfiddle.net/gaby_de_wilde/eoj875qr/

I thought so too, but Haskell was an object of adoration and envy for me long enough for me to become hooked.

If Martians visited Earth, surely you'd want to learn their language. :)