Re:Scrum Made Zero Sense for My Young Startup. So I Designed...
by replyifuagree on Friday May 15, 2020 @10:37AM
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For most engineers scrum is a non-technical PMI trained PMP Scrum Master asking the team if they are going to check-in their coding tasks by Friday.
Because traditional management techniques are primarily date driven, scrum easily devolves into little satisfying deadlines where the primary goal is to check something in by the date.
Scrum - as I've seen it practiced in the wild - seems to go against the entire spirit of agile and developer empowerment, and even calling it "agile" is pure gaslighting, but at the same time the arrival of Scrum is the signal that the company you work for is no longer the fun, challenging little startup you joined, but is now pulling on the big-boy enterprise pants. That may or may not be a good thing for the company as a whole, but as a developer it's the signal that you either should buckle up and prepare to be a more secure but unhappier cog in the new beaucratic machine, or move on to greener pastures. Because Scrum is just that: it's a tool for to corral your unruly startup weirdos into a growing "serious" enterprise organization, and to push out the ones who can't or won't comply. People just make the naive mistake of thinking it's about increasing productivity and efficiency.