Nothing at all wrong with Facebook or Yelp. The issue is a lot of them are auto-generated pages by those websites. So they're usually nothing more than placeholders created with the hope that the restaurant will claim them, and then populate them with info.

The science fiction is bit_logic's requests from up at the top of the thread:

* A way to order and pay online.

* Details on their contactless pickup procedure if I drive there. I want them to bring it to my car, then I can unlock my trunk, and they can place it inside and close it.

Even in Seattle, I find Facebook and Yelp's hours to be inconsistent and wrong.

My neighborhood bar hasn't updated their Facebook page in years.