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Re:Age Reduction Breakthrough? by tjalfi on Monday May 11, 2020 @03:03PM (#23145702)
Here's a response that he can use when people comment on his youthful appearance.

"You look so young."

"I have this portrait in my attic."

Re:Age Reduction Breakthrough? by sethammons on Monday May 11, 2020 @08:23PM (#23149159)
I appreciate the dorian gray reference :)