> DigitalOcean, Inc. is an American cloud infrastructure provider[2] headquartered in New York City with data centers worldwide.[3] DigitalOcean provides developers cloud services that help to deploy and scale applications that run simultaneously on multiple computers.
You might have your own cute definition of “cloud”, but it doesn’t match the industry so get over it and stop correcting people.
From the first paragraph in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DigitalOcean
> DigitalOcean, Inc. is an American cloud infrastructure provider[2] headquartered in New York City with data centers worldwide.[3] DigitalOcean provides developers cloud services that help to deploy and scale applications that run simultaneously on multiple computers.
You might have your own cute definition of “cloud”, but it doesn’t match the industry so get over it and stop correcting people.