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Re:Elon Musk tweet wipes $14bn off Tesla's value by aaomidi on Friday May 01, 2020 @06:14PM (#23047087)
Lol if only SEC actually had any way of having strong enforcement.

I love how white collar crimes which involve stealing money get punished by.....requiring them to pay money.

Someone can probably minmax the right amount to steal to make sure they make a profit at the end of it all.

Re:Elon Musk tweet wipes $14bn off Tesla's value by Gibbon1 on Friday May 01, 2020 @06:36PM (#23047247)
I love how people that commit white collar crimes pay fines using stockholders money. Which seems like embezzlement to me.