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Re:U.S. Economy Shrinks at 4.8% Pace, Signaling Start of Rec... by stcredzero on Thursday April 30, 2020 @03:46PM (#23035255)
The public is notoriously bad at predicting which candidate will help the people, and which will "help out their rich buddies."

For the latter, you can get pretty close with this algorithm:

    WillHelpRichBuddies() {
        return true
    }
Re:U.S. Economy Shrinks at 4.8% Pace, Signaling Start of Rec... by dcow on Thursday April 30, 2020 @07:01PM (#23037275)
Great! So just pick people with benevolent rich buddies.