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Re:Uber discusses plan to lay off about 20% of employees by arcticbull on Wednesday April 29, 2020 @12:32AM (#23015388)
To be fair I was planning on getting a haircut before the world shut down a few months ago. Things aren't looking great up there haha. Now, I plan on getting a haircut in the same way a startup founder plans on achieving profitability: ideally, at some point, before it falls out.
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Re:Uber discusses plan to lay off about 20% of employees by rightbyte on Wednesday April 29, 2020 @01:59AM (#23015884)
So, they are going to do a haircut after summer or ask their mom to do it now?
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Re:Uber discusses plan to lay off about 20% of employees by arcticbull on Wednesday April 29, 2020 @02:06AM (#23015923)
A "ramen profitable" haircut if you will.
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