"Well, that's interesting" replies the second one, "because I'm also here for an antitrust case: I charge way less than my competitors and they say that I'm doing predatory pricing to kill the competition."
The third one starts laughing hysterically: "Believe it or not, guys, I'm here for the same reason as well! But my prices are exactly the same as my competitors, so they want to convict me of price collusion and profiting from a cartel!"
If they're looking for someone to blame, blame the monopolies, cartels, and predators that abused public trust so badly that laws had to get made.
Plus I heard that the DoJ settlement's API documentation has been delayed to next year. Or was that Duke Nukem Forever?
Plus ca change...
You do understand how this abuses a monopoly position, don't you? I have a feeling this subject hits a libertarian-crank nerve, though.