Well, I feel for you. Being unemployed sucks ass, especially when you have skills but can't seem to get a job. At the risk that this some very bizarre sort of dumb troll, I'll propose this:

If you ever want to meet up for lunch at Union Square, I meet with random programmers from the SOMA area all the time. You're welcome to show up and hang out with us. They probably all know of jobs and people hiring, or at a minimum can give you advice.

I'll probably do it the first week after PyCon, but feel free to contact me at my email (if you're smart, you'll figure it out as it's really not that hard to find out how to email Zed Shaw when he has a domain at ZedShaw.com).