Tried it all, nothing worked. Even the DFU revive/restore.

Tomorrow will call a close enough store that seems to be (stated on their website) doing pick-ups and see if they can come and pick it.

My main concern now is they will try to try and charge 1000 or so euros for a repair and I will have to eat the cost as I can't really ask for a replacement one from company or friends since everyone is stuck at home