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Re:Office noise generator by VistaBrokeMyPC on Wednesday April 08, 2020 @05:00AM (#22811242)
Coworker with model-m who hunts and pecks: spacebar goes KERTHUNK
Re:Office noise generator by nogabebop23 on Wednesday April 08, 2020 @12:25PM (#22814361)
Ha! that's me but I play the spacebar like I'm slappin' a bass guitar. It sounds awesome in my head...
Re:Office noise generator by PeterStuer on Wednesday April 08, 2020 @11:02AM (#22813545)
Install a triggered directed boombox emitting a loud 'BANG' on registering that spacebar sound. Make it trigger only 35% of the time and with a variable 0-5 sec delay. I bet he stops using that spacebar by the end of the first day.
Re:Office noise generator by jabroni_salad on Wednesday April 08, 2020 @10:27AM (#22813226)
That's my microsoft ergo too. The giant spacebar is an echo chamber on its own.
Re:Office noise generator by timw4mail on Wednesday April 08, 2020 @09:11AM (#22812599)
But it's such a satisfying sound, isn't it?