Edit: Why should I, as an individual, be held to a higher standard than a group of individuals who have come together in the name of profit (most of which goes to those at the top) and have limited liability in case of failure?
As to why it's a different standard, it's different for the same reason baseball doesn't use the same rules as water polo. Both sports, but very different.
I'm not here trying to defend poor management, but it's hard to take your "maintain a massive emergency cash fund" idea seriously.
You’re actually proving my point when you say our expenses are high relative to net profits. If we can do it, and still be growing at an adequate pace (we grew earnings at, IIRC, 8% last year), what can’t other companies? Before, you claimed it would stifle growth We have way more software engineers on staff than financial engineers. I find it hard to believe we can do this and other companies can’t. You haven’t given me any reason why they can’t, either.
And, BTW, if repurchased stock is so liquid, why are these airlines crying now? It’s because either they didn’t adequately insure against a systemic risk to their business, or they canceled the shares.