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Re:The Great Toilet Paper Scare of 1973 (2014) by ineedasername on Monday March 23, 2020 @10:37PM (#22671319)
I live in a heavily impacted area for the virus, and am myself high risk, so we're doing all shopping online. All local supermarkets are still booked for deliveries a week in advance, and no store with local delivery has had any tp in the last two weeks, so we may still have a while more to wait as confirmed cases increase ~45% each day, further panicking people, along with those that hadn't panicked yet.
Re:The Great Toilet Paper Scare of 1973 (2014) by klipt on Tuesday March 24, 2020 @12:55AM (#22672092)
Maybe get a physical newspaper subscription? I hear that's what people used for TP in the old days...
Re:The Great Toilet Paper Scare of 1973 (2014) by zrobotics on Tuesday March 24, 2020 @11:33AM (#22675422)
I know this is a joke, but please don't do this. Sure, people used to use newspapers & the Sear's catalog, but they were also using outhouses.

Newspaper will clog plumbing, and it is not fun to deal with.

Re:The Great Toilet Paper Scare of 1973 (2014) by Jeema101 on Tuesday March 24, 2020 @12:55PM (#22676273)
Not sure if maybe this is a generational thing or what but...

I used paper towels, newspapers, and magazines all the time as a kid when we ran out at home and never once clogged anything as far as I can remember.

There is also the option of throwing the used paper in the trash. This is standard practice in Mexico and I assume many other places with poor water pressure.

Re:The Great Toilet Paper Scare of 1973 (2014) by rhino369 on Monday March 23, 2020 @11:24PM (#22671567)
In Chicago, the stores still have Kleenex, so it can't be too bad out there.
Re:The Great Toilet Paper Scare of 1973 (2014) by Izkata on Tuesday March 24, 2020 @01:12PM (#22676459)
Depends on the place. My Jewel (in Chicago) was good on tissues and out of toilet paper up until yesterday when it was out of both.